![]() The first thing that should be mentioned is that the StC (Start to Crate) time for Vagrant Story is a mere 45 seconds, all 45 being load time. That probably should have tipped me off that something was seriously wrong. Then one day I did find it Hollywood Video's one copy was in at 5:00 on a Friday. ![]() ![]() So while I shoveled moldy clothes into a bag and tried not to inhale dead mouse fumes, I pretended I was in front of the TV, exploring a vastly immense green overworld full of people, towns, castles, and forests. Every preview claimed it was like Metal Gear Solid, which was about the only game I've enjoyed in the last three fucking years. All the breathlessly positive reviews said that Vagrant Story was the game that could help me forget I spent a month of my life furiously pounding buttons, waiting for those damn Guardian Forces to do their things. Actually, I had a terrible childhood that was somewhat less horrible when I was playing a Square RPG. I fondly remember for the days of short summon spells and girls with strange colored hair, when I could take my band of hearty travelers into untold regions of evil and blah blah blah etc etc. a beacon of light in my blackened childhood. While flinging around mouse carcasses in a plastic bag, the thought that kept me going was that somehow I'd be able to find and rent a copy of Vagrant Story. I've been cleaning out my dense basement these past few weeks so that I might have a place to live for the summer and possibly the rest of my life. At a Glance: It looks like Metal Gear Solid meets Final Fantasy it ends up being Boxxle meets Corky from "Life Goes On".Ī lovely sunrise like this gets you in the mood to stack crates. ![]()
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